Why Would I Write

Category: Random

  • Read Only Memories

    “It’s about time you change that phone of yours. Come on, it’s a frickin’ iPhone 3G!”
    “But it’s served me well!”
    “Half your screen is dead, your home button doesn’t function anymore and you can’t adjust your phone’s volume!”
    “I can still text and make calls, that’s what matters!”
    “You might as well be using an old Nokia then, come on. I’ll give you my old phone. It’s rooted and I’ve got a custom ROM on it so it’s speedy and battery life is still great.”
    “But I’m so used to my iPhone!”
    “I’ll install an iOS-like launcher for you, but trust me you’ll never want to go back to an iPhone after moving to Android!”
    “How much are you getting paid, shill?”

    I laughed in response. “Chill here for a bit, I’ll head to my room to grab the phone.”
    (more…)

  • My first unboxing video

    Adding to my collection of under-sized guitars, I now have a 38″ HYBURG acoustic guitar. Picked if off a Lazada flash sale for RM99. Pretty good deal IMO.

    Also, a recorded performance of one of my newer songs, Reason. Enjoy!

  • Do you really need to see an ID? this is embarrassing to say

    People inquire about my age all the time. And when I tell them, they usually act surprised. No way! You don’t look 30, you look much younger than that!

    Anyway, that got me thinking. I don’t do anything on purpose to look younger than what my age really is, so it must be something that I do in life which affects my appearance. So in no particular order and by nobody’s request, I’ve decide to share with you my daily routine.

  • work long hours in a stressful environment
  • smoke cigarettes
  • vape
  • drink alcohol
  • don’t exercise
  • sleep less
  • oversleep (occasionally)
  • spend your nights gaming or watching streams redditing before sleep
  • gaming on your phone before sleep
  • drink coffee from doiffee
  • don’t overeat (unless you’re really hungry and havemt over eaten in a while, then you get a free pass)
  • drink coke light or coke zero
  • drink lots of water
  • listen to a lot of music and podcasts
  • smile a lot
  • think of fucked up things which make you laugh
  • masturbate often
  • sing to myself
  • wear fitting clothes
  • try new hairstyles
  • wear thick framed glasses
  • don’t be afraid to try new things
  • don’t go on long holidays
  • travel for work
  • don’t plan for the future, focus on what I have now
  • own a cute dog
  • get a tattoo or two
  • give up religion
  • cut out things from your life if you don’t care about them
  • wear hoodies, even if the weather doesn’t agree you
  • switch to a mechanical keyboard
  • work even if you’re unwell
  • buy cheap guitars from Lazada

    • I’m not sure which ones you should follow if you’re trying to look younger but to be safe you should do all of them. Happy holidays, kids!