Category: Random

  • What is your favorite song, and why is it Take Me To Church by Hozier?

    “Take Me To Church”

    My lover’s got humour
    She’s the giggle at a funeral
    Knows everybody’s disapproval
    I should’ve worshiped her sooner
    If the Heavens ever did speak
    She is the last true mouthpiece
    Every Sunday’s getting more bleak
    A fresh poison each week
    ‘We were born sick,’ you heard them say it
    My church offers no absolutes
    She tells me ‘worship in the bedroom’
    The only heaven I’ll be sent to
    Is when I’m alone with you
    I was born sick, but I love it
    Command me to be well
    Amen. Amen. Amen
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  • Dead like Kings

    When I die, my remaining family/next of kin will receive a significant amount of cash thanks to my insurance plan. Well, I hope they get to read this because I’d like to say: don’t waste it on my funeral. Seriously.
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