If God was so powerful, how come he just doesn’t remove the evil from this world?
I am sure he could crush Satan with his fingertips.
Why do we have to ask for forgiveness when we all know He’s going to forgive us?
Why didn’t he rebuild the world when Adam and Eve sinned? He could have easily just wiped out everything and made everything again in seconds.
Why did he let us choose when he gets upset when we do not choose him?
Why do I ask all these questions?
Every time I drive by grass cutters, I get scared. But only if my windows are down. Because I always imagine a piece of stray grass flying through the air, into my car and slicing my eye causing me to go blind and crash the car when I panic because all I see is red in one eye. Why do you think they have to wear long sleeves, a face mask and goggles when cutting grass? Flying grass is lethal, that’s why!
But why does freshly cut grass smell so good? Why does it even smell in the first place? Is it bleeding? Does grass bleed? I don’t know. But all I know is that freshly cut grass smells so good, and grass cutters need to be heavily armored when working.
The only reason shower heads have settings is because girls use them. Seriously. I mean when have you ever felt the need to change the settings on your shower head when you were taking a shower? Never!
This is what and all a guy will ever need:
The standard setting for all shower heads and those with no other settings. Nothing fancy here, just a normal shower.
These are the other modes offered by some shower heads:
High-pressured shower
Alright some people might like it, but I don’t. The shower head in my toilet was set to this setting when I went in today (which inspired me to write this post), and it felt like I was ripping my skin off! The water actually hurt! Now I can’t see another situation where water flowing at high-speeds is needed (besides the dam..well come to think of it, it is like a dam. Damn.).
We don’t need this-
low pressured flowing water in the center and higher pressure water around the sides. What the hell is this mode for? For getting girls off of course! They’ll use the low pressure water first and slowly build up and then bam! They finish off with the high-pressured water from the sides.
And then there’s
I myself don’t even know what that is. But I’m sure it would work pretty well. There’s like high-pressure, low-pressure, zig-zag streams, spirals, the whole Giant, and a whole load more shit. Definitely not for (most) guys. I speak on behalf of the manly men out there.
Have you guys ever seen the ad which looks something like this?
We all know what she’s really ‘shh’-ing about
This is based on a real ad! Seriously! I’ve spotted it a couple of times on some major highways. If I ever get the chance, I’ll get a picture of it. I mean, how subtle can you get?
P.S. Lame mspaint drawings tonight cos I felt like doing lame mspaint drawings.