• Single Female Parking


    (Image taken without permission from here. I found it using google search :P)

    So awhile back I was in the cineleisure parking lot when I saw the special parking lots for ‘female single drivers’. Then I thought to myself- female single drivers only? What a great place to pick up single women! I mean think of it this way- girls with boyfriends don’t usually drive to movies or club (I assume that’s what people usually do at cineleisure) alone- they go in their boyfriends’ cars or drive their boyfriends and in that case they wouldn’t be at that spot.

    So, I parked my car at one corner of the car park and waited..

    Just kidding, I didn’t do that. But then I started to think to myself again- was this really a good place to pick up chicks? or did I just discover where all the ugly chicks park?
    HAHA. I kid.

    What about having lots for the single driving guys? Its not like robbers care about who they choose to rob. Guy or girl, as long as they look rob-able.

  • 72 DPI isn’t enough

    So I thought of a DPI related joke. How nerdy is that?


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    In other news, I thought I was over it. I guess I was wrong. I don’t know why, but for the past few weeks, I’ve just been feeling really bad about the break up. And seeing some pictures and reading some words haven’t really helped at all. Yeah, I know it’s beyond saving, and it’s been quite awhile ago. But why does it hurt so bad?

    At least I can still poke fun at myself.
    Three cheers for two and a half years.