Category: Humor

  • Want to sixty-nine?

    So the other day I was chatting with James online and somehow he convinced me to buy a lottery ticket. So a few days later, I headed to the Sports Toto place nearby my office and bought a ticket. I spent RM5 on it. The number?

    1269
    James’ reasoning behind the number – ‘Want to 69?’ That was enough for me to go out and buy it.

    Now when I told one of my friends this, he said that there was no way in the world I would win. His reasoning? Cos it was a ‘stupid’ number. And it wasn’t a ‘winning’ number. To him, a ‘winning’ number would be one taken from a car accident or something auspicious.

    James told me my next ticket number should be -2969. (To-night-sixty-nine)
    A sure fire winner!

    * * * * *

    The other day my boss decided that watching Prison Break on a standard sized monitor wasn’t enough.. so he took away my dual monitor set up and gave me a wide screen monitor in place. So now I enjoy PB on widescreen!

    (totally made up story about the Prison Break bit, but the rest is true :p)

  • The Girl Next Door/The Boy In Your Anus

    astrovenom says:
    i hate it when girls always call themselves ‘the girl next door’

    astrovenom says:
    they’re not the fucking girl next door

    astrovenom says:
    nobody stays next door to me!

    Andre ? says:
    what the fuck is the girl next door mean anyways

    astrovenom says:
    the girl who lives next door

    astrovenom says:
    LOL

    astrovenom says:
    i dont fucking know

    Andre ? says:
    who says it?

    astrovenom says:
    you never hear the phrase ‘boy next door’

    Andre ? says:
    what girl is online at this hour lol

    astrovenom says:
    like bloggers and in online profiles and stuff

    Andre ? says:
    and chatting

    Andre ? says:
    oh

    Andre ? says:
    haha

    astrovenom says:
    lol not chatting

    astrovenom says:
    just reading stuff

    astrovenom says:
    haha

    Andre ? says:
    i dont even know what it fucking means

    Andre ? says:
    i dont think they do either

    Andre ? says:
    just some cool phrase to adopt lol

    astrovenom says:
    im gonna be a ‘the boy in your anus’

    Andre ? says:
    lol

    Andre ? says:
    er

    Andre ? says:
    ahhaah

    astrovenom says:
    hahahaha

  • My name is HP

    This is one of the funniest youtube videos I’ve seen in awhile. And I still re-watch it occasionally. I probably linked so of you guys to it before, but if I haven’t, check it out. Harry Potter in the hood:

    (still wracking my brains trying to come up with something to write about. I guess not much has been happening in my life recently :/ And I’m still no closer to my new year’s resolution)