Want to sixty-nine?

So the other day I was chatting with James online and somehow he convinced me to buy a lottery ticket. So a few days later, I headed to the Sports Toto place nearby my office and bought a ticket. I spent RM5 on it. The number?

1269
James’ reasoning behind the number – ‘Want to 69?’ That was enough for me to go out and buy it.

Now when I told one of my friends this, he said that there was no way in the world I would win. His reasoning? Cos it was a ‘stupid’ number. And it wasn’t a ‘winning’ number. To him, a ‘winning’ number would be one taken from a car accident or something auspicious.

James told me my next ticket number should be -2969. (To-night-sixty-nine)
A sure fire winner!

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The other day my boss decided that watching Prison Break on a standard sized monitor wasn’t enough.. so he took away my dual monitor set up and gave me a wide screen monitor in place. So now I enjoy PB on widescreen!

(totally made up story about the Prison Break bit, but the rest is true :p)

The Girl Next Door/The Boy In Your Anus

astrovenom says:
i hate it when girls always call themselves ‘the girl next door’

astrovenom says:
they’re not the fucking girl next door

astrovenom says:
nobody stays next door to me!

Andre ? says:
what the fuck is the girl next door mean anyways

astrovenom says:
the girl who lives next door

astrovenom says:
LOL

astrovenom says:
i dont fucking know

Andre ? says:
who says it?

astrovenom says:
you never hear the phrase ‘boy next door’

Andre ? says:
what girl is online at this hour lol

astrovenom says:
like bloggers and in online profiles and stuff

Andre ? says:
and chatting

Andre ? says:
oh

Andre ? says:
haha

astrovenom says:
lol not chatting

astrovenom says:
just reading stuff

astrovenom says:
haha

Andre ? says:
i dont even know what it fucking means

Andre ? says:
i dont think they do either

Andre ? says:
just some cool phrase to adopt lol

astrovenom says:
im gonna be a ‘the boy in your anus’

Andre ? says:
lol

Andre ? says:
er

Andre ? says:
ahhaah

astrovenom says:
hahahaha

My name is HP

This is one of the funniest youtube videos I’ve seen in awhile. And I still re-watch it occasionally. I probably linked so of you guys to it before, but if I haven’t, check it out. Harry Potter in the hood:

(still wracking my brains trying to come up with something to write about. I guess not much has been happening in my life recently :/ And I’m still no closer to my new year’s resolution)