Category: Humor

  • Petrol Blues

    I noticed this post is about 1hour 24mins too late, but when I saved it on my phone it was before 12, so let’s pretend that you were reading it on the 5th of June.

    You know what would be funny- they don’t raise the prices tomorrow!
    What about the people who are filling petrol halfway- at the stroke of midnight- would the price change during mid-fill?
    I think people burn so much fuel driving to the station, they don’t save any money at all

    Okay, this post is pretty lame. And so are the jams caused by the kiasu people lining up for petrol. Good thing I haven’t been too dependant on my car lately, or I would be feeling a much more painful pinch :p

  • Where have all the doctors gone?

    I’ve seen so many hot girls who are studying to become doctors (IMU has its fair share lol). But so far in my life, I have never met or even seen a hot working doctor. Not even once. Now this is all very puzzling to me.

    Where the fuck do they go?!

    Do they all fail? I’m sure not all of them fail.
    Do they work overseas? I’m sure not all of them go overseas.
    Does graduating from med school turn you ugly and old? Unproven theory, but from what I’ve observed so far, it’s the most probable outcome.

    The only hot doctors i’ve seen are all on tv shows or movies (Dr Tancredi or Dr Cameron anyone?) and on the cd cover for Blink182’s Enema of the State.

    Anyone care to bust this myth for me?

  • It’s happening! (catchphrase of the year)

    So recently I’ve been sketching people on LRTs, trying to improve my figure drawing skills (or lack of). Anyways, I’ve noticed one thing that happens almost everytime someone notices I’m drawing them. They give me this ‘Fuck you asshole!’ glare. Like I’m some sort of criminal. I mean come on! why are people so unfriendly looking when they know that I’m drawing them? It’s not like I’m taking their virginity!

    In my mind I’m like, “just continue doing what you were doing before you noticed me, and ignore me! It’s not that hard!”

    I’ve only been drawing figures, trying to get my proportions and body expressions right, I haven’t been doing any faces, so it’s not like I’m taking photographs of them, I’m only using their bodies as a reference!

    So anyways, due to what I’ve been doing, I’ve observed new things about people that I didn’t really notice before. Here’s a couple of them that I saved in my phone to be blogged.

    If you can’t tell how old someone is by their face, you can tell someone’s age by how their hands look. Hands don’t fool anyone, unless they’re wearing gloves. But then again, some people might just have ugly hands.

    I think that’s pretty true. Old people have old hands and young people have young hands. Don’t think you can really change the appearance of your hands. I’ve seen loads of pretty, young looking women, but when I look at their hands, I notice how wrinkly and old they are. So the face can be pretty deceiving if you’re gonna use it as a measure of one’s age.

    As you grow older your pants go higher.

    This is something that I’ve discussed with Seng Yip before, but yeah, it seems that the older a man is (once he’s past his 30s), the higher they seem to wear their pants. Old men wear their belts under their nipples or something. If they could wear it around their necks, I wouldn’t be surprised if they did. Seriously.

    Oh, and I got myself a deviantart account. Nothing new posted there yet, but you guys can add me as a friend 😀
    ~goodnewsgeorge.