Category: Rants

  • The Girl Next Door/The Boy In Your Anus

    astrovenom says:
    i hate it when girls always call themselves ‘the girl next door’

    astrovenom says:
    they’re not the fucking girl next door

    astrovenom says:
    nobody stays next door to me!

    Andre ? says:
    what the fuck is the girl next door mean anyways

    astrovenom says:
    the girl who lives next door

    astrovenom says:
    LOL

    astrovenom says:
    i dont fucking know

    Andre ? says:
    who says it?

    astrovenom says:
    you never hear the phrase ‘boy next door’

    Andre ? says:
    what girl is online at this hour lol

    astrovenom says:
    like bloggers and in online profiles and stuff

    Andre ? says:
    and chatting

    Andre ? says:
    oh

    Andre ? says:
    haha

    astrovenom says:
    lol not chatting

    astrovenom says:
    just reading stuff

    astrovenom says:
    haha

    Andre ? says:
    i dont even know what it fucking means

    Andre ? says:
    i dont think they do either

    Andre ? says:
    just some cool phrase to adopt lol

    astrovenom says:
    im gonna be a ‘the boy in your anus’

    Andre ? says:
    lol

    Andre ? says:
    er

    Andre ? says:
    ahhaah

    astrovenom says:
    hahahaha

  • A series of unfortunate events.

    Today was a pretty eventful day.

    I took my car for servicing in the morning. Some of my speakers are busted.

    I had to go to work (not for the whole day, but still!).

    My atm card got stuck in the machine– and came out a few minutes later. (I panicked for a moment)

    A friend of mine had his house ransacked. But the robbers were pretty stupid– they left 2 laptops, an iPod and a ps3 alone, while rummaging through the whole house and only taking some alcohol.

    I heard another story from another friend: his uncle gave a robber a cash check. The robber tried to cash it in at a bank..and he got arrested on the spot. LOL

    I watched Beowulf in the cinema and it was probably one of the worst movie experiences I’ve ever had. Some asshole sat next to me and throughout the whole show he kept talking out loud! To his friend! Who was seated a some couple of seats away! Behind him! Whenever some titties came on screen or something exciting happened, he would go ape shit and mutter some unintelligible sentences. I wonder what would happen if he ever saw a real girl naked in front of him. He would probably die or something. And he wasn’t even sitting in the right seat! And to top it off- he was one smelly fucker. People like him don’t deserve to watch movies in cinemas. In fact, they don’t even deserve to watch movies.

    One more person to add to the list of people I hate.

    But Beowulf was a pretty good movie. The graphics were amazing (though some parts reminded me of Shrek), and storyline just passable. But it could have done with more action sequences. But it was an enjoyable movie. Some parts were censored in the cinema though. Gotta get the dvd version to see what was cut out.

    On the way home I encountered another bunch of mat rempits. Doing ‘superman’ and weaving in and out of traffic.

    Its been awhile since I’ve had any awesome dreams. Work is stressful like a motherfucker. It’s still the same, it hasn’t changed, but I don’t know why it’s gotten harder. And is it so hard to learn from mistakes? Fuck! I thought humans learn that fire is hot by touching it. They never make the same mistake again. Maybe I should bring a fucking torch to work and burn some fingers each time someone sends me a half-assed done scene.

  • Prawn Mee/ Piracy (wow they rhyme!)

    I used to love eating prawn mee when I was younger. Back when I used to live in Happy Garden, I would go to this prawn mee stall nearby Pearl Point Hotel every weekend. I haven’t been there in awhile, but it’s one of the best prawn mee places I’ve ever been to.

    I haven’t had prawn mee in ages. I don’t particularly miss it. But it’s one of the better types of soup noodles you can get. It’s tastier than most fish ball soup noodles. There’s a really great fish ball noodle place in Jalan Loke Yew.

    Everybody has their own preferences. Some of the food I like might taste like shit to you. Not literally I hope, cos not alot of things taste like shit.

    But you know what rhymes with shit? Hypocrite.

    There are alot of hypocrites in the world. But there are some that annoy me more than others. Today we’ll talk about the people who look down on people who use fake LV (or other similar branded) bags- yet use a pirated version of photoshop to modify pictures of themselves. Talk about hypocrisy!

    If you’re dissing someone for using a fake bag cos they can’t afford it, and modifying pictures of your camwhoring photographs with a pirated version of Photoshop- you should be ashamed of yourself.

    If you want to do that, stick with GIMP. or Paint.

    “People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.”

    (Adobe Photoshop CS3 – $999.00 (for the full extended version, standard/elements/upgrade versions are cheaper)
    LV bag – $900+ (depending on design, some even cost less than that)
    So you could say they cost roughly about the same. I think if you’re rolling with a LV bag, buying an original version photoshop should be no problem for you.)

    R.I.P. Demonoid
    “The CRIA threatened the company renting the servers to us, and because of this it is not possible to keep the site online. Sorry for the inconvenience and thanks for your understanding.”