Why Would I Write

Category: Thoughts

  • 20 sen entertainment

    So the other day, I was on the LRT and I dropped 20 sens when I opened my wallet. The coin rolled under the legs of a lady in a skirt (she didn’t notice) and it would’ve been pretty rude of me to get down on my knees and grab the coin from under her. So I decided to wait til she got off the train before I retrieved the coin (I was gonna get off at Kelana Jaya, so she was definitely leaving before me).

    Anyway, when the lady left the train, this old lady took her place. So I had to wait again. This time after a few stops, the old lady noticed that there was a coin on the floor, and she eyed it for a few stops. Just before she got off, she looked around to make sure nobody was watching, then she bent down, picked it up, put it in her purse and walked out.

    I was contemplating on calling her out and saying that it was mine and embarrassing her, but I decided to make her happy instead. Maybe she might have felt lucky for the rest of the day cos she found a ‘lucky coin’. It would’ve affected her mood and how she dealt with problems and other people, and it was all cos of the 20sen coin. A small price to pay to make someone happy for the whole day.

  • This photograph is proof

    The next time someone tells you to take down a picture of them from facebook or your blog cos they look ugly- fuck them! (no, not literally). Tell them “what do you mean? you always look like this!” And don’t take the pictures down- post more instead! I mean, think about it- there’s really no such thing as a bad picture. Sure there are badly taken pictures i.e.: a finger covering a part of the lens, an out of focus picture etc, but there are really no bad pictures. The only reason a person is ugly in a picture its because the person looked ugly in the first place!



    Examples of badly taken photographs

    Photographs are a direct representation of things we see! Sure you can crop photos (like what most fat girls tend to do in their online profiles and photos- you never get to see below their chests). But photographs are like reflections! Someone could take a photo of Jeon Ji Hyung or Ayon’s sister at any angle, and I can assure you they would look fantastic- because they look fantastic!

    And we all know that people with accurate/fantastic memory have ‘photographic memory’.

  • Where have all the doctors gone?

    I’ve seen so many hot girls who are studying to become doctors (IMU has its fair share lol). But so far in my life, I have never met or even seen a hot working doctor. Not even once. Now this is all very puzzling to me.

    Where the fuck do they go?!

    Do they all fail? I’m sure not all of them fail.
    Do they work overseas? I’m sure not all of them go overseas.
    Does graduating from med school turn you ugly and old? Unproven theory, but from what I’ve observed so far, it’s the most probable outcome.

    The only hot doctors i’ve seen are all on tv shows or movies (Dr Tancredi or Dr Cameron anyone?) and on the cd cover for Blink182’s Enema of the State.

    Anyone care to bust this myth for me?