Why Would I Write

  • Postal Postal Service

    So I was chatting with Jason and he mentioned that his free DVD that was supposed to come with his magazine subscription was missing. So he started going on about he would kick the postman’s ass if he ever came back to return the disc. haha

    Then I started thinking to myself- if i was a postman, my residents won’t be getting their mails!
    I mean seriously, what does it take to be a postman? Do you have to sign some sort of trust/honesty agreement?

    I mean, think of all the cool shit you can get as a postman! Everything gets sent by mail! Love letters, blackmail, money, magazines, bills, bank statements, CDs..everything!

    Of course you would have to deal with the random mail bombs, anthrax packages and whatnot.. but I’m pretty sure all the good stuff you get outweighs the bad!

    Alright, I’m adding working as a postman to my ‘things to do before I die’ list.

    I guess I somehow knew that being a post man would be a cool job when I wanted to be one when I was a kid :p

  • Gig #2

    Groove Junction, Sri Hartamas
    Monday, 12th May
    8-10pm
    RM 15 cover charge including one drink
    There will be another band performing as well

    This will be the first time I’ll be playing a full set at a gig!
    Bring yourself, bring your friends! Spread the word!

    For more info you can contact me at: msn/facebook: geowongyt@hotmail.com or hp: 0123616973

    See you guys there 🙂

  • I’m supposed to be the very best at what I do.

    So it’s that time of the year again. Well not really. It happens more often than not.
    Clearing out the saved messages on my phone!

    It’s been awhile since I’ve done this and my phone is clogging up. So here we go:

    “Kinky prostitutes come over for great sex”

    The other day when I wrote this, I guess I must have been thinking about high school. When Ian came up with this mnemonic for remembering how to sort out living things in bio. In case you don’t know/remember, it goes:

    Kingdom | Kinky
    Phylum | Prostitutes
    Class | Come
    Order | Over
    Family | For
    Genus | Great
    Species | Sex

    Good to know that I haven’t forgotten it yet!

    “People who piss me off- waiters who are too damn cocky or lazy to write orders down. Or serve you the wrong food despite confirming your order with you.”

    So I’m sure everyone’s experienced this before. I mean seriously, if you’re having trouble remembering things, write them down! It takes 2 seconds and saves all the trouble you go through later! I don’t know what’s wrong with these people. It’s not illegal to carry pen and paper in a restaurant! And it’s better to admit you have bad memory by jotting stuff down instead of pretending you got everything when actually you don’t.

    “Man spits into helmet face guard”

    Its just something funny I thought of. Imagine a motorcyclist spits out phlegm onto his face guard instead, cos its so clean he doesn’t realize it’s there. haha

    “Why don’t bad guys fight among side their hench men?”

    Ever watch a movie where a bad guy sends his whole army after the hero, only to see them almost killing the good guy, but not quite, then get decimated? Then the bad guy is left all alone with the hero. Again, the bad guy almost, just almost kills the hero. But he fails, and gets his ass kicked. Now imagine this- instead of just sending his goons, why doesn’t the bad guy join the fight in the first place? He’s gonna end up fighting the hero eventually, so he might as well join in when he has advantage and a higher chance of winning! (Hollywood) movies are flawed!

    “I was so afraid to wake up cos I dreamt there was a roach in my room and didn’t want it to be true. Car spoiler stolen!”

    That was one bizarre dream I had with 2 separate incidents. No explanation needed I guess. Unless you didn’t know I have a fear of roaches. Well, you do now!

    “What drives you mad- keep on pissing someone off till they kill someone”

    Haha. I think it’s an idea for a story of some sort. Kinda twisted if you ask me. Too much for my taste :p

    “This evening when I was sitting by the stairs near the klcc fountain I overheard 2 men on my left talking about malaysia- ‘they can’t even manage a bus company and they want to send a man off to space’ haha!”

    One of the best lines I’ve heard whilst eaves dropping.

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    Oh and my performance on Sunday was alright. I was the first open mic on stage and nervous as hell! Did alright with ‘Car Crash Hearts..’ but screwed up the ‘myspace’ song. It was a fun night nevertheless 🙂 Thanks to my roadie Jason for being the only one showing up. LOL

    Looking forward to the next gig!