Why Would I Write

Category: Humor

  • Something is very wrong with the world

    I was just going through my stats the other day, and here is the list of top 10 searches people use to get to my site:

    And i’ll go through each of them one by one.

    1. fucking girl
    I guess it’s not an uncommon topic to search for in this age of internet pornology. But why people would come to my blog instead of a porn site for ‘fucking girl’ amazes me. I don’t even have anything remotely erotic in my blog! Maybe I should write something erotic one day. Test my sexual writing skills. *notes down in list of things to do for my blog to get more hits*

    2. my car stories
    What do people expect to find anyway? Car stories? Man, never in my life have I ever loaded google, and typed in ‘my car stories’. What did these people expect to find? Stories of me getting blown in the car? (lol) Maybe its time I change my domain name to something less sexual 😀

    3. sometimes i feel like ontime
    I searched my own blog for this and found nothing! I don’t even know how my site came up in the search results for this. I don’t even know what ontime means for goodness sake!

    4. why it wouldn’t be nighttime without the moon
    This has probably got to be the most intelligent query ever. Too bad the person who came to my blog searching for info to writeup his thesis probably thought my post was a load of shit. haha

    5. summoning a succubus
    I don’t recall ever writing about such a topic. But if something like that, head over to this site which teaches you “How To Summon A Succubus
    In 10 Easy Steps”    . I kid you not.

    6. prawn noodle
    I blogged about it awhile ago, so I guess its no big deal. Interesting that people would search for prawn noodles in the first place.

    7. fuck girl picture
    Shows what kind of people search for these kinds of pictures- people with bad grammar. And again, I have NO idea how people even find my site using that string. I mean I enter it and get a shitload of porn sites! Blorgy.net is nowhere near the top.

    8. build in shower
    Again, the absurdity of the search scares me. I have no idea what it means, and I’ve only written one post about showers and it has nothing to do with ‘build in shower’.

    9. opposite of smart
    my blog appears in the top 2 result, I guess cos I have a post titled ‘the opposite of smart’. makes me wonder why people didn’t just type in ‘dumb’. lol

    10. naked motorbike
    Even Su Ann was stunned by this. I too was rendered speechless. WTF is a naked motorbike?!?! Do motorbikes even have clothes? haha.

    The internet is full of strange people. And so is comic fiesta.

    Gayest moment of my life- when me (seng yip and james as well) thought this girl was pretty hot. From far. And then discovering she was a HE.

    CF really inspired me. I’m gonna start my own comics and sell them next year. YEAH!. (right)

  • Photography is my passion. (bullshit)

    Been awhile since I uploaded some photographs taken with my camera phone. Well my phone doesn’t have blue tooth, and the infra red cable i have doesn’t seem to work the phone, so I’ve been sending photos from one phone to another phone with blue tooth, and from that phone to my pc. Nice.


    The other day I went for TJ’s performance with his church band 1am at Bangkok Jazz. I took this photograph and happened to notice the tagline for Bangkok Jazz above the stage ‘Sinfully Yours’. I thought that was pretty ironic. Haha


    This was at the airport in Phuket.. look closely and you can see signs to gate 66, and 6. Weird cos the numbers were from like 1-10, and then all of a sudden there was 66..evil shit



    This is how you sleep at work. HAHA. (Pictures taken and posted without permission, sue me Jason!)


    Been awhile since we’ve had some rice on the site. This one is bad!

  • Score thief

    You know what I like to do at arcades?
    I watch people who play games, finish off the boss, and leave right after that. I stay till the credits are over, and when it says ‘enter your initials’ I put mine in.

    Are rapper names getting more ridiculous each day? The other day I was flipping through the newspaper and there was a new rapper called ‘Soulja Boy’. That wasn’t the worst part, throughout the whole interview, he kept talking about money- making it and spending it. That’s it! Every question he just answered with something about money.

    Is it just me or does Michael Jackson have a problem saying ‘thriller’ in his own song, Thriller?
    It sounds like he’s saying ‘D love!’ or ‘Three love!’ or ‘Tree Lor!’. It sounds like everything except Thriller! How can someone sing a song when they can’t even pronounce its title?!

    Someone recommend this movie to me and now I’ve been recommending this movie to everybody: Zeitgeist. It’s an online indie movie about conspiracies. If you like conspiracies, you have to watch this. It’s like the Da Vinci Code on steroids. Insane shit. It’s about 2hours long, so grab a nice chair and enjoy the ride.