Why Would I Write

Category: Rants

  • Stories from the toilet seat

    I wrote this message on my phone while on the toilet seat at work:

    Every time I take a shit at work, I think to myself “thank God that my office has nice clean toilets!”
    It isn’t dirty, the seats are clean, and the soap smells good. What more could you ask for?

    Like the other day, I went to the toilet in Yuen (I forgot the name of the place, its some famous steamboat buffet in Sunway), the toilet looked like this:


    Man, I didn’t even dare to touch the flush handle to see if it worked. I just used the standing urinal next to it and got the hell out of there. Filthy!

    Anyways, this is what my office desk looks like:

    Dual LCDs and a sweet Wacom tablet 😀 Oh the fun of dragging things around 2 screens!

  • The yellow and green packet


    You don’t even need a high resolution picture to know what I’m talking about

    You know, I just don’t get how some people only use half a packet of seasoning to cook their Maggi mee. I mean really, what’s the point? Don’t waste ingredients! Experience how Maggi is supposed to taste like!

    Sometimes when I find two packets of seasoning in one, I practically jump for joy! I set up a shrine, run around it and dance like a mad man to honor the blessing!

    The next time you cook some instant noodles, enjoy the full experience– use the whole packet of seasoning!

  • There’s a first time for everything..

    Remember the first time you stayed over night at your office cos you had work to do?

    Neither have I.
    Its 2.11 AM and here I am at the internet terminal in the office blogging about staying over night in the office.

    Good thing I had some spare cushions in the car. Hope I won’t wake up with a back ache.

    Boy, do deadlines suck or what?