People inquire about my age all the time. And when I tell them, they usually act surprised. No way! You don’t look 30, you look much younger than that!
Anyway, that got me thinking. I don’t do anything on purpose to look younger than what my age really is, so it must be something that I do in life which affects my appearance. So in no particular order and by nobody’s request, I’ve decide to share with you my daily routine.
work long hours in a stressful environment
smoke cigarettes
vape
drink alcohol
don’t exercise
sleep less
oversleep (occasionally)
spend your nights gaming or watching streams redditing before sleep
gaming on your phone before sleep
drink coffee from doiffee
don’t overeat (unless you’re really hungry and havemt over eaten in a while, then you get a free pass)
drink coke light or coke zero
drink lots of water
listen to a lot of music and podcasts
smile a lot
think of fucked up things which make you laugh
masturbate often
sing to myself
wear fitting clothes
try new hairstyles
wear thick framed glasses
don’t be afraid to try new things
don’t go on long holidays
travel for work
don’t plan for the future, focus on what I have now
own a cute dog
get a tattoo or two
give up religion
cut out things from your life if you don’t care about them
wear hoodies, even if the weather doesn’t agree you
switch to a mechanical keyboard
work even if you’re unwell
buy cheap guitars from Lazada
I’m not sure which ones you should follow if you’re trying to look younger but to be safe you should do all of them. Happy holidays, kids!
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