Why Would I Write

  • Sans-Capoeira/Shoe Shops/Plagiarism

    Was gonna post a video of my colleagues doing a capoeira dance in the office, but for some reason it won’t transfer from my phone..so no video!

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    A while ago when I was at a shoe shop waiting for Raelene, I realized that its a pretty common sight to see a guy waiting for the girl he’s with at a shoe shop. Then I thought about what a conversation with one of them would be like.
    “Shoe shopping again?”
    “Yeah, you bet!”
    “20 pairs of shoes since we got together..and it doesn’t look like she’s stopping anytime soon!”
    “Only? My chick’s getting her 30th pair today!”
    “I don’t understand them”
    “Me neither.”
    “Hey we should hang out”
    “Err..sorry, I’m not that kind of guy..”
    “No you don’t get what I mean!”
    “Honey! Let’s leave!”

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    Another thing I’ve noticed online- the plagiarism of blog posts. I mean seriously, why do people do it?! It’s not like they’re being graded for what they write online! People go to your blog because they wanna know how you think/feel. They don’t really give a shit if you write really bad or not, if they did, they wouldn’t be coming to your blog in the first place. If they wanted to know how you were doing, they would read it, regardless how horrible you write. Blogging isn’t a fucking competition. If you want fame, start a porn site, way faster, and nobody’s gonna accuse you of being a copy cat. Cos if you steal from other blogs and try to pass them off as your own writing, people will eventually find out, and then you will be ruined.

    To everyone who’s ever been plagiarized, my hat’s off to you for writing material worth stealing 🙂

  • Random 2.25am announcement

    Tomorrow will mark my return to the magic scene!
    Ever since I started work, I never had the time to go play anymore, and so I decided that if I ever play, I’ll just join big tournaments and special events.

    Tomorrow is the Nationals Qualifier (qualified people can’t play yay..) hopefully I won’t get pwned by n00bs.. haha

    Will probably edit this post with a report later.

    Beauty and the Beast rocks. I re-watched it this afternoon and it was frickin’ beautiful.

    I am off to bed.

  • Stories from the toilet seat

    I wrote this message on my phone while on the toilet seat at work:

    Every time I take a shit at work, I think to myself “thank God that my office has nice clean toilets!”
    It isn’t dirty, the seats are clean, and the soap smells good. What more could you ask for?

    Like the other day, I went to the toilet in Yuen (I forgot the name of the place, its some famous steamboat buffet in Sunway), the toilet looked like this:


    Man, I didn’t even dare to touch the flush handle to see if it worked. I just used the standing urinal next to it and got the hell out of there. Filthy!

    Anyways, this is what my office desk looks like:

    Dual LCDs and a sweet Wacom tablet 😀 Oh the fun of dragging things around 2 screens!