The Girl Next Door/The Boy In Your Anus

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astrovenom says:
i hate it when girls always call themselves ‘the girl next door’

astrovenom says:
they’re not the fucking girl next door

astrovenom says:
nobody stays next door to me!

Andre ? says:
what the fuck is the girl next door mean anyways

astrovenom says:
the girl who lives next door

astrovenom says:
LOL

astrovenom says:
i dont fucking know

Andre ? says:
who says it?

astrovenom says:
you never hear the phrase ‘boy next door’

Andre ? says:
what girl is online at this hour lol

astrovenom says:
like bloggers and in online profiles and stuff

Andre ? says:
and chatting

Andre ? says:
oh

Andre ? says:
haha

astrovenom says:
lol not chatting

astrovenom says:
just reading stuff

astrovenom says:
haha

Andre ? says:
i dont even know what it fucking means

Andre ? says:
i dont think they do either

Andre ? says:
just some cool phrase to adopt lol

astrovenom says:
im gonna be a ‘the boy in your anus’

Andre ? says:
lol

Andre ? says:
er

Andre ? says:
ahhaah

astrovenom says:
hahahaha

7 thoughts on “The Girl Next Door/The Boy In Your Anus”

  1. you do realise that if you call yourself “boy in your anus”, you’re indirectly calling yourself gay 🙂

    cos no “girl next door” is gonna let you anywhere near their A-hole.

    Cos “Girl Next Door” is supposedly mean “goody goody” girl which I think it’s a total bunch of CRAP.

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  2. I found a definition:

    “in general, she’s the girl whom you always admired from afar and were afraid to approach, fearing that any erotic projection toward her would ruin her image as a decent, pure and almost virginal womanly ideal.”

    “There are so many characteristics of the girl-next-door type that qualify as “good” or virtuous. These are things we’ve come to look for in a woman, which earn the respect of our male sensitive side”

    Holy crap! Didn’t know women like these exist anymore.

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  5. Lynndy : haha i wasn’t literal :p what if the girl who lived next door to me was a killer??

    andre : only in your dreams

    Alvin : you are stuck in the pintu ajaib

    daryl : the bitch everywhere is more like it! haha

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