“I started with the hands, cos they looked like the easiest part to swallow. I didn’t have to chew too much. The internals weren’t too bad either. Not something I’d typically consume but it was bearable.”
“Oh god, you must have been famished. I can’t imagine what you did with the shell!”
“Haha, you have no idea. I had to grind it up before it was palatable. No way I could have eaten it whole. Was a pretty interesting experience!”
“Ew! Did you get the shits?” Fred laughed.
Jimmy pulled up a chair and sat at our table. “What are you guys talking about? Sounds juicy!”
“I was just telling Fred that I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.”
Writing Prompt from Reddit: [CW] Write a story around a pun, a joke, or a punchline